加菲语录
Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外 , 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多。忘记的越多,知道的越少.为什么那么麻烦去学呢?
青蛙：像猫一样捉老鼠很难，但是像猫一样快乐却很简单...希望大家都能快乐 做人應該要快樂的！:36_2_5F25 原帖由 青蛙 于 2007-3-3 00:18 发表
Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
Save wa ...
简单点好，开心就好。 36_2_33 36_2_35 :36_2_5F25 赞。 现代的猫捉老鼠很难了，因为辛辛苦苦享受到生活的本来乐趣，却要忍受毒鼠强的二次中毒，进化的结果：是猫的尽量搞好与鼠的关系，不管鼠是否睡到猫的床上！ 那条鱼睡到光头床上了？ 难说，照单全收！ 36_2_41 36_2_41
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